AFKAway from keyboard
AKAAlso known as
AOLAmerica On Line
ASAPAs soon as possible
ATMAt the moment
BAKBack at keyboard
BBLBe back later
BCNUBe seeing you
BFHBig f---ing hammer
BFNBye for now
BRBBe right back
BTSOOMBeats the s--- out of me
BTTBBoot to the butt
BTWBy the way
CFVCall for votes
CUSee you
CULSee you later
CUL8RSee you later
DFLDead f---ing last
DYJHIWDon't you just hate it when...
egEvil grin
ETLAExtended three letter acronym
F2FFace to face (also meeting in person)
FAQFrequently asked questions
FUBARF---ed up beyone all recognition
FWIWFor what it's worth
FYAFor your amusement
FYIFor your information
GAGo ahead
gbhGreat big hug
gbh&kGreat big hug & kiss
gr&dGrinning, running & ducking
hbHug back
hhHolding hands
HHOJHa ha only joking
HHOKHa ha only kidding
HHOSHa ha only serious
HIWTHHate it when that happens
IAEIn any event
IANALI am not a lawyer
IDKI don't know
IMHOIn my humble opinion
IMnsHOIn my not so humble opinion
IMOIn my opinion
IOWIn other words
IRLIn real life
IYKWIMIf you know what I mean
JASEJust another system error
J/KJust kidding (can also stand for joking)
kbKiss back
kotcKiss on the cheek
liLaughing inside
lisLaughing in silence
lmaoLaughing my ass off
lmboLaughing my butt off
lolLaugh out loud
MORFMale or female
MOTASMembers of the appropriate sex
MOTOSMembers of the opposite sex
MOTSSMembers of the same sex
NFWNo f---ing way
NIFOCNaked/Nekkid in front of computer
NRNNo reply necessary
OBTWOh, by the way
OICOh I see
OOCOut of character
OTOff topic
OTOHOn the other hand
PDPublic domain
PITAPain in the ass
PMJIPardon me, Jumping in (when you interrupt a conversation)
PMFJIPardon me for jumping in (same as above)
potcPeck on the cheek
rehiHello again
RFDRequest for discussion
roflRoll on the floor laughing
rotflRoll on the floor laughing
rotflmaoRoll on the floor laughing my ass off
RSNReal soon now
RTFMRead the f---ing manual
SITDStill in the dark
sbSmiles back
SNAFUSituation normal, all f---ed up
SOSignificant other
SOLS--- outta luck
SOSSame old s--- (or stuff)
SSDDSame s--- different day
SWWCFISo what, who cares, f--- it
SYLSee you later
TANSTAAFLThere ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFUThings are really f---ed up
TGIFThank God it's Friday
TIAThanks in advance
ticTongue in cheek
TIDThread is deteriating (OT)
TNX 1.0E6Thanks a million
TTFNTa-ta for now
TTYLTalk to you later
vegVery evil grin
vesVery evil smile
vwgVery wicked grin
vwsVery wicked smile
wgWicked grin
WRTWith regard to (also with respect to)
WTHWhat the hell
WTHDTMWhat the hell does that mean
WYSIWYGWhat you see is what you get
YKYBHTLWYou know you've been hacking too long when...
YMMVYour mileage may vary
YMMVGYour mileage may vary greatly

:-) Happy
:-( Sad
|-[#] About to explode
:%) Accountant
d:-p Adolescent
#:-0 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
* :-o Alarmed !
V(8-| Air Force pilot
(|:-# American footballer
_:^) American Indian
%-} Amused
0:-) Angel / saint
:-@ Angry
~ :-( Angry Particularly
O-) Aquanaut
|-I Asleep
|-( Asleep and having nightmares
_(D) Astronaut
~:-o Baby (crying)
(:-) Bald
:-% Banker
C):-O Barbershop quartet member
q:-# Baseball catcher
d:-) Baseball player
~~~c___ Beach
*8-) Beaker (The Muppet)
:-)## Beard long
:-)> Bearded
%+| Beaten Up
\:-) Beret
/:-) Beret
*/:-) Beret
:-(=) Big Teeth
<>:-) Bishop
:-* Bitter
(:-D Blabber Mouth
!-( Black Eye
:-1 Bland
:-x Blowing a kiss
:-P Blowing a raspberry
:-( Boo hoo
:-)X Bow Tie
:^) Broken Nose
}:-( Bull-headed
:-C Really bummed
|:-) Bushey Eyebrows
~== Candle
}:-< Cat
:-/ Chagrined
) Cheshire Cat
<|-) Chinese
<|-( Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
*:o) Clown
<*:oDX Clown
:-D Comedy
:-8( Condescending
%-) Confused
|-( Contact lenses, but has lost them
X-) Cross Eyed
C):-) Cowboy
:-[ Critical
:-z Cross
%-) Cross-eyed
:,( Crying
:'( Crying
@-) Cyclops
*-( Cyclops Poked in the Eye (or after meeting Odysseus)
X-( Dead
]:-) Devil
~(O)| Deep sea diver
{:-{ Definitely unhappy
};-> Devil rude
>:-) Devilish
:-|:-| Deja'vu
=:-) Dickhead
:-e Disappointment
:-| Disgusted
:-)-O Doctor (with stethoscope)
:-( Drama
:)~ Drooling
:-B Drooling / dribbling
:)) Double-chinned
:*) Drunk
%-) Drunk with laughter
{:V Duck
<:-) Dumb Question
<:I Dunce
:-3 Eaten a lemon
:-& Eating spaghetti
<:-O Eeek !
(:-I Egghead
>:-) Evil Grin
|:-| Excessively rigid
:-# Fat Lip
%') Finished off a fifth for lunch
(O--< Fishy
@;-) Flirt
:'''-) Floods of Tears
@}'~,--- Flower
:-! Foot in Mouth
:-< Forlorn
:->X==| Formal wear
/:-) French
\:-) French Hat
P-) Fresh
8) Frog
:-( Frown (anger or displeasure)
(:-( Frowning
:-X Giving you a big wet kiss
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.
|-{ Good Grief (Charlie Brown)
8-) Gorilla
L:-) Graduate
:^D Great! I like it!
8^| Grim
:-):-):-) Guffawing loudly
\:^) Gumby
:-) Ha ha
O:-) Halo
/8^{~ Hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
^L^ Happy
:-) Happy
:-)) Very happy
8-> Just happy
:-'| Has a cold
|:-) Has bushy eyebrows
|-( Has lost their contact lenses
=:-) Has a Mohican
~:-) Has a Mohican and has been out in the rain
:<) Has a moustache
:-#) Has a bushy moustache
:-B Has just bitten their lip
:-)) Has a double chin
:-{> Has a goatee
:-) . Has an innie belly button
:-) , Has an outie belly button
C:-) Has a large cranial capacity
%+| Has lost a fight
:-s Has heard a bizarre comment
:-# Has just said something that shouldn't have been said
:-P Has their tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-( Have an ordinary day
>:^( Headhunter (Amazon style)
:-... Heart-broken
|-) Hee hee
|^o Hepcat
:-> Hey hey
|-D Ho ho
B-) Horn-rimmed glasses
:-, Hmmm
[] Hugs and
,`:-C Huh? What's the matter?" / "What's wrong?
m(_)m Humble bow of thanks or apology
%*@:-) Hungover
@-) Hypnotist
:~) Ill with a cold
!:-) Imaginative
):-) Impish
:-I Indifferent/sad
8 Infinity
8-| In suspense
~~:-[ Is on fire / has been flamed !
&8-| Is a nerd
:-B Is a buttmouth
:-|8( )- Is pregnant
:-d~ Is a heavy smoker
I:-O Is a flathead / flat-top
:-D Laughing
(-D Laughing
;-} Leer/ Leering
(-: Left-handed
:-9 Licking lips
:-X Lips are sealed
X:-) Little kid
> :-( Mad
<*:-) Magician
(#-[ Marine
#:-) Matted Hair
2B R^2B Message from Shakespeare
MP(:-[ Military Policeman
o(:-) Miner
+<:-) Monk / nun
<:3 )~~~~ Mouse / rat
:-X Mute
:-: Mutant smiley
~~\8-O Needs to Fix Frayed Cord on Computer
~~:-( Net.flame
E-:-I Net.ham-radio
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:--) Nose very large
:-o Oh !
8-O Omigod
:-O Oops
:-v Orator
*<8-)X Party outfit with a hat and bow-tie
%-^) Picasso
+O:-) Pope
+:-) Priest
I-) Private Eye
:- Prolog programmer
:-" Pursed Lips
|-) Ray-Bans
|-] Robocop
4:-) Sailor
:-( Sad, angry
(:-\ Sad Very
*!#*!^*&:-) Schizophrenic
(-_-) Secret Smile
C):-| * Sheriff
:- ] So shocked that their jaw has hit the ground
|-I Sleeping
^_^ Smile
:-) Smiley basic. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement
;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed
:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-).
[8-{) Smiley bearded with glasses and headphones
:-j Smoker Smiling
~~~~~8} Snake
...---... SOS
:-w Speaks with Forked Tongue
3-O Snoring
|^o Snoring
:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
{:-) User wears a toupee.
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:-[ Vampire
:-E Vampire - buck-toothed
:-(*) Vomiting
C|:-) Wearing a Bowler Hat
[:-) Wearing Headphones
:Q What?
:-" Whistling / pursing lips
{:-) Wig
:-} Wine tasted pretty good
;-) Winking
-=#:-) Wizard
8<:-) Wizard
$-) Won the Lottery
*|-0 Working at 5 A.M.
8-] Wow maaan!
:-7 Wry
:-} Wry smile
|-O Yawning
:-O Yell
(@@) You're kidding!
:-( ) You Just Backed Your Car Over My Toe
|-P Yuk
$-) Yuppy

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